I can’t stop laughing. You know its hilarious!!!
my fucking heart
He is sitting on tOP OF THAT DOGS HEAD FUCK FUCK FUcK
why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense
when else should you start school????
like a REGULAR HUMAN
BECAUSE WE NEED SUMMER OFF TO PLANT AND HARVEST OUR VALUABLE CROPS BEFORE THE FIRST FROST HITS AND OUR FAMILIES DIE BECAUSE WE DIDNT FILL OUR SHED WITH PICKLED FOOD
this is the greatest happiest video i have ever seen
Inky paw prints presumably left by a curious kitty on a 15th century manuscript.
From National Geographic.
Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WHAT.
danged sympathetic fictional pirates and their refusal to engage in the slave trade, I’ll tell you what.
Your car hits like a bitch.
His bike fucking exploded.
AND HE JUST FUCKING WALKS AWAY
Does he even have shoes on