pissy nine-year-old brat Spike is my favorite Spike
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
I have a dire need to sell all my eggs
Love Ten and Donna!
best post ever.
I’m not even into Dr. Who and this just kept getting better and better!
The guys in this video are basically human versions of tumblr fandoms.
I was concerned, but this turned out so much better than I expected
Last week a guy saw me kissing my girlfriend and felt the need to yell “that’s fucking awesome! Girl on girl!”
I love this video.
"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"
*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”
Lesbian characters wearing maroon jackets with black leather sleeves.
Shit is this the new uniform??
ATTENTION ALL LESBIAN PERSONELL! New uniform regulations are in place as of August 14! SIGNAL BOOST!
bisexuals are permitted uniform variations of deep blue, violet, and in rare cases, forest green. for clarifications, please consult the latest issue of The Gay Agenda, and any local supplements that have been created.
So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.