Give me your cats!

the-cimmerians:

pissy nine-year-old brat Spike is my favorite Spike

pinkypelos:

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

I have a dire need to sell all my eggs

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Love Ten and Donna!

best post ever.

I’m not even into Dr. Who and this just kept getting better and better!

afusionoffandoms:

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Love Ten and Donna!

best post ever.

I’m not even into Dr. Who and this just kept getting better and better!

bow-to-the-fucking-queen:

leela-summers:

The guys in this video are basically human versions of tumblr fandoms.

I was concerned, but this turned out so much better than I expected

Last week a guy saw me kissing my girlfriend and felt the need to yell “that’s fucking awesome! Girl on girl!”
I love this video.

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

somethingjustfunny:

Russian dashcam – A whole new meaning to “crash landing” http://ift.tt/1vfk9k3

somethingjustfunny:

Russian dashcam – A whole new meaning to “crash landing” http://ift.tt/1vfk9k3

jcatgrl:

homolesbians:

becausetreasons:

Lesbian characters wearing maroon jackets with black leather sleeves.

Shit is this the new uniform??

ATTENTION ALL LESBIAN PERSONELL! New uniform regulations are in place as of August 14! SIGNAL BOOST!

bisexuals are permitted uniform variations of deep blue, violet, and in rare cases, forest green. for clarifications, please consult the latest issue of The Gay Agenda, and any local supplements that have been created.

Mum: I think I want to watch that series you were watching a few weeks ago
Me: Which one?
Mum: It was something like 'orphan is the new black'
Me: That's two separate shows
Mum: No
there was a one with dark hair in glasses that you thought was hot
and i'm pretty sure she was a lesbian
because she was going out with that blonde lady
Me: That still could be either show
Mum: I think there were clones
Me: There we go.

erlynntheemerald:

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So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.